WHO IS SEX WITH NO HANDS?

Don

Don Gondola (a.k.a. Funkophocles) - Accordion, Saxophone, keyboards, talkbox, clarinet, vocals, practicing

Don is the undisputed lord of the sea.

Don’t touch his stuff.


Gary

Gary “Boom-Boom” Struthers - Drum-kit, digital drum-kit, vocals, chair-dancing

me like bang
me like boom
me like stick
menomena

Heady

Heady - Guitar, vocals, laser-lights, the sweetest gear

Heady’s light shows are biblical. Synchronized with SWNH’s clarion sound, he creates a mystical stage presence so powerful that Elvis had to leave the building. Oh yeah, and he also plays lead electric guitar.

J. Raphey

Timmy Dance Party - Keytar, talkbox, trumpet, vocals, music theory, honesty

The Keytar Hero. He loves imitating sounds, and he has learned to say “I love you” in 22 languages, though he has never learned to love

LizLiz -Auxillary percussion, digital percussion, keytar, vocals, graphic design, the hot chic

Liz has long appreciated the “transporting” potential of percussion. While experimenting with the ethereal sounds of the rain stick during an expedition to the northwest Andean range back in ‘03, Liz encountered a rare opening in the fabric of space/time and mysteriously split into two (nearly) identical selves. While Liz #1 can be found rocking with SWNH, Liz #2 was last spotted under the pseudonym “White Riot” at the prestigious Semi-Annual Tallahassee Mah-jong Open.

LustyLusty B - Bass, call n’reponse, logistics

Ever since graduating from music school without honors, Lusty has been the dark hairy underbelly of San Francisco’s Polka scene. He plays the root and fifth.


Tito

Tito “The Body” Lebowitz - Accordion, accorgon, keyboards, talkbox, vocals, optimism

Son of Frank “The Body” Lebowitz, Tito once challenged Jack LaLanne to a boat pull-swim contest off the coast of Hilo Bay on the Big Island. Tito lost, and humiliated, decided the only way to redeem himself would be to defeat Takeru Kobayashi in a hot-dog eating contest. He lost that too.

Special Sexy Guest Performers Include:

Mike S, Saxophone
Robin J - Trombone
Ben J - Trumpet
David R- Keyboards, guitar
Charles D - Tuba, trumpet
Sarah R - Vocals
Korie P - Congas
Ghan P- Percussion
Joel P- Vocals
Andrew S- Accordion, vocals
G-Mo - Saxophone
Heidi G - Vocals, laser lights

7 June 2008 Band Members