Sex With No Hands: Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush dosen't shake, eat another piece of bread.

Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush dosen't shake, eat another piece of bread.

captain beefheart’s 10 commandments of guitar playing

1 April 2009 • reblog: baitandswitch