‘The best erotically named, dueling-accordion, polka-funk party band to ever come out of the City by the Bay.’- SF Bay GuardianTumblr (3.0; @sexwithnohands)http://sexwithnohands.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0oen0D071qzw887o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Holidays from Sex with No Hands!!!</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/14043423307http://sexwithnohands.com/post/14043423307Sat, 10 Dec 2011 18:03:59 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpwcczgDd1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Recording. Day Two.</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13770464218http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13770464218Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:21:48 -0800<span id="video_player_13720805820">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_13720805820",'http://sexwithnohands.com/video_file/13720805820/tumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887',400,706,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvo85bjKYg1qzw887_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Tito blows the melodica</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13720805820http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13720805820Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:41:35 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo2lixQlt1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717876667http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717876667Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:41:42 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo1nqbWGt1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Deep accordion thoughts by Tito</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717213576http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717213576Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:21:26 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo1lvfnut1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Engineer Chris making sure everything is perfect.</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717175401http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717175401Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:20:19 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo1jsysOv1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HD in the studio!</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717132763http://sexwithnohands.com/post/13717132763Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:19:04 -0800<p><img src="https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276446_143001309128339_946519054_n.jpg" height="174" width="180"/></p> <p><br/>Sunday, October 30 · <span class="dtstart"><span class="value-title" title="2011-10-30T12:00:00"> </span>12:00pm</span> - <span class="dtend"><span class="value-title" title="2011-10-30T17:00:00"> </span>5:00pm</span><span class="dtend"><br/></span></p> <hr><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beer-Revolution/171407719086"><span class="fn org">Beer Revolution</span></a><span class="fn org"><br/></span></p> <hr><p><br/><span class="visible"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ShmaltzBrewing">Shmaltz Brewing Co. and HE’BREW Beer</a></span><span class="visible"><br/></span></p> <hr><p><br/>IMPORTANT: CASH ONLY!<br/><br/> Ale Freaks and Lager Geeks, step right up!<br/> Join us once again as we celebrate the ‘2nd 1st Annual Freaktoberfest Boutique Beer & Music Festival<br/><span class="text_exposed_show"> Sunday, October 30th<br/> 12:00 - 5:00 pm<br/><br/>Beer Revolution <br/> 464 3rd St., Oakland CA<br/>  <br/> Sample approximately 60 different beers from almost 25 unique local and national craft breweries, nosh on some street grub, and enjoy entertainment from local music and burlesque acts.<br/><br/> You’ll have the option to enjoy a 4oz sample for (1) Ticket, a Half-Pour for (2) Tickets, and a full pour for (3) Tickets.<br/><br/> Cost: <br/> $2.00 p/Ticket <br/> or <br/> $10.00 for (6) Tickets<br/> or<br/> $15.00 for (10) Tickets<br/><br/> Confirmed Breweries:<br/> Shmaltz Brewing Company, Elevation 66, Almanac Beer Company, Bison Brewing, Dogfish Head, Lagunitas, Speakeasy, Iron Springs, Oakland Brewing Company, Moylan’s Ale Industries, & many more</span></p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/11014179265http://sexwithnohands.com/post/11014179265Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:35:00 -0700<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq43uoV5lJ1qz4gav.jpg" height="229" width="344"/></p> <p>FREEE SHOWWWW!!! BART FRIENDLY</p> <p><span class="dtstart">Saturday, August 27 at 10:00pm</span><span class="dtend"><span class="value-title" title="2011-08-28T01:00:00"></span><br/></span></p> <span class="fn org"><a href="http://www.50masonsocialhouse.com/">50 Mason Social House</a><br/></span>50 Mason St. (near Powell St. BART)<br/>San Francisco, CA<br/><br/>Sex With No Hands visits your downtown area for one magical night, and it won’t cost anything except your decency. The Band is back in Union Sq. for a Saturday night party. Hop on BART, Bus and Bike. Free show with new tunes and unbelievable special guests.<br/><br/>NOTE: This is an East Bay friendly show. No excuses Oakland, leave your large backyards and ample parking behind for some serious party-per-square-inch fun. We promise to leave you happy and home on the last BART.<br/>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/9072934741http://sexwithnohands.com/post/9072934741Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:23:48 -0700<a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=209840135707983">Next Show: Slap 'n' Squeeze Party! </a>: <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=209840135707983"><img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/188059_209840135707983_7887542_n.jpg" height="134" width="200"/></a></p> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=209840135707983">Slap ‘n’ Squeeze Party</a>. Everybody gets a Free Slap Bracelet!<br/>Friday, May 27th 9:30PM<br/><br/>$10 Buy Tix Now! This will sell out:<br/><a target="_blank" href="http://tktwb.tw/slapnsqueeze"><span><a href="http://tktwb.tw/slapnsqueeze">http://tktwb.tw/slapnsqueeze</a></span></a><span><br/></span><a target="_blank" href="http://tktwb.tw/slapnsqueeze"><span> </span></a><br/>Three of the best Bay Area bands on one stage. This is a non-stop dance party with soul, funk & polka. Your ticket gets you a free custom slap bracelet made especially for the concert. It’s a one of a kind, so don’t miss out!<br/><br/>9:30 Quinn DeVeaux & The Blue Beat Review<br/>10:30 Super Adventure Club<br/>11:30 Sex With No Hands <hr><br/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cafe-Du-Nord/107000536007478"><span class="fn org">Cafe Du Nord</span></a><span class="fn org"><br/></span>2170 Market St.<br/>San Francisco, CA <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=209840135707983">Facebook Event Link</a></p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/5214188591http://sexwithnohands.com/post/5214188591Thu, 05 May 2011 01:34:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpikc5u2w1qzw887o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SEX WITH NO HANDS plays Bimbo’s! </strong>April 23rd, Saturday night, 9pm.</p> <p>We’re opening for San Francisco’s Michael Jackson Tribute Super Group, Foreverland, who will be performing albums Off the Wall and Thriller in their entirety, accompanied by a full string section.</p> <p>$22. Worth the show. Check out the facebook event page here: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162735833783254">http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162735833783254</a></p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/4637792715http://sexwithnohands.com/post/4637792715Fri, 15 Apr 2011 11:41:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liga3qfILF1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saturday, April 2nd<br/>Ireland’s 32  — <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=3290%20Geary%20Boulevard,+San%20Francisco,+CA,+94118,+US">3290 Geary  SF, CA at 3rd ave</a></p> <p>Set: 10:00 PM <br/>21+  FREE FREE FREE</p> <p>PAJAMAS. FOOTSIES. ROBES. SILK KIMONOS ARE BEST.</p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=202260079803760#%21/event.php?eid=202260079803760">FACEBOOK PARTY PAGE - SAY “YES TO FLANNEL”</a></p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/4020714334http://sexwithnohands.com/post/4020714334Tue, 22 Mar 2011 01:26:14 -0700<p>SWNH PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG. NEW MUSICIANS<TUNES<DANCE MOVES</p> <p><img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187774_202260079803760_5869786_n.jpg" height="150" width="200"/></p> <p>Saturday, April 2nd<br/>Ireland’s 32<br/> 3290 Geary Boulevard, San Francisco, CA at 3rd ave - <a target="_blank" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=3290%20Geary%20Boulevard,+San%20Francisco,+CA,+94118,+US">Map</a></p> <p>Set: 10:00 PM <br/>21+  FREE FREE FREE</p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=202260079803760#!/event.php?eid=202260079803760">FACEBOOK PARTY PAGE - SAY “I DO”</a></p> <p><br/> Back and better than ever! New Songs and Musicians. Same Polka Funk Flavor!</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/3895029044http://sexwithnohands.com/post/3895029044Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:14:00 -0700shows<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg16p0fpLZ1qz4xx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More gigs coming soon</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/3088168183http://sexwithnohands.com/post/3088168183Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:47:37 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3pryhAS8R1qc5bhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://ihavenorecollectionofthis.tumblr.com/">ihavenorecollectionofthis</a>)</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2955758001http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2955758001Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:30:35 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfec0eJ5bP1qzw887o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Talkbox Kingpins and solid dudes <a href="http://junowhat.net/">Juno What?!</a> Have put out an awesome new set of jams for the dancefloor <em>and</em> bedroom. Click the robot to download it for free now at their site and Get Some!</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2863236152http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2863236152Fri, 21 Jan 2011 15:31:25 -0800“Accordion cultists, it turns out, are the best kind.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.duttyartz.com/">DUTTY ARTZ</a></em>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2586067111http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2586067111Mon, 03 Jan 2011 13:58:16 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldx1ndP5ci1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FIRST SHOW OF 2011. SPECIAL GUESTS, NEW SONGS.<br/>Opening up for Kiyoshi Foster. We start promptly at 9:30 PM.<br/>Wear Animal Print To Get A Kiss From The Band!</p> <p><a href="http://www.sexwithnohands.com">Sex With No Hands</a><br/>Friday January 14th, 2011<br/><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?client=firefox-a&channel=s&hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=kimos+bar&fb=1&gl=us&hq=kimos+bar&hnear=San+Francisco,+CA&view=map&cid=13332002286717892660&z=16&iwloc=A">Kimo’s Bar - 1351 Polk @ Pine</a><br/>9:30PM $8 21+</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2441204151http://sexwithnohands.com/post/2441204151Thu, 23 Dec 2010 20:54:00 -0800Shows<p>We’re headed back to the stage. We just couldn’t stay away from your smile.</p> <p><img src="http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture98/arpainting/product3.jpg" width="159" height="195"/></p> <p>New Tunes including some hilarious new covers and a touching sentiment from Timmy DP.</p> <p>FREE SHOW  — 21+ — ACCORDION</p> <p>Time: Friday, November 19 at 11:00pm (TILL LATE) </p> <hr><p>Location: Grant & Green 1371 Grant Ave. San Francisco, CA</p> <p><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=grant+%26+green&fb=1&gl=us&hq=grant+%26+green&hnear=San+Francisco,+CA&cid=0,0,640877402551405369&ei=P8fcTPuvMoq2sAPvr5n3Cg&ved=0CDEQnwIwAw&z=16&iwloc=A">MAP</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Super-Duper/91435554155?ref=ts#!/event.php?eid=160185537353852">FACEBOOK INVITE</a></p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/1549674071http://sexwithnohands.com/post/1549674071Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:51:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l919rlDcPl1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We got something spicy & Italian headed your way, can you guess what it is?</p>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/1154683508http://sexwithnohands.com/post/1154683508Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:30:25 -0700