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JOIN THE EMAIL LIST</description><title>Sex With No Hands</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sexwithnohands)</generator><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/</link><item><title>(via topherchris)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4nr40ZshA1qz4u07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/740910318</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/740910318</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:47:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Keytar-playing platypus</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46eg3hT9w1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/16/keytar-playing-platy.html"&gt;Keytar-playing platypus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/709033005</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/709033005</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:33:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>All of our music for Free</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sexwithnohands.bandcamp.com/"&gt;All of our music for Free&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Listen, Download and Enjoy all of our music for free on our new&lt;a href="http://sexwithnohands.bandcamp.com/"&gt; bandcamp site&lt;/a&gt;. We’ll be posting our studio and live tracks for all the Sexoholics out there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexwithnohands.bandcamp.com/"&gt;Listen now!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/650875883</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/650875883</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 13:02:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2uudhXagw1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/623932973</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/623932973</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 21:12:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Back in the Studio</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2udftzY4f1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Back in the Studio&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/623126960</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/623126960</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 15:07:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tiny Dancer</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1t8epZmdj1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tiny Dancer&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/566467471</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/566467471</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 13:46:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>New Promo Pic!  via s-ak.buzzfed.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1qb03N0KX1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New Promo Pic!  via &lt;a href="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/4/30/10/i-dont-remember-the-90s-being-quite-so-28416-1272638717-58.jpg"&gt;s-ak.buzzfed.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/562699661</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/562699661</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:50:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Shake for the Quake</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=1074705"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0r4ieInUL1qz4gav.jpg" width="267" height="344"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sex With No Hands will be opening for &lt;strong&gt;The Bay Area’s #1 Michael Jackson tribute super group, &lt;a href="http://foreverlandsf.com/"&gt;Foreverland&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (formerly Neverland)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a unique experience - if you haven’t seen these guys play, you’re missing out. This show is the final show of Red Devil Lounge’s In  &lt;strong&gt;“The Name Of Love” Concert Series&lt;/strong&gt;.  A portion of proceeds from the door  goes to &lt;strong&gt;Doctors Without Borders to help earthquake victims in Haiti and  Chile.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;When:&lt;/strong&gt; Saturday April 24th, 2010, 8:00pm&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Where:&lt;/strong&gt; Red Devil Lounge. 1695 Polk Street (@ Clay), San Francisco&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Who:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.sexwithnohands.com"&gt;Sex With No Hands&lt;/a&gt; at 9PM &lt;a href="http://www.foreverlandsf.com"&gt;Foreverland&lt;/a&gt; at 10pm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tix: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=1074705"&gt;Buy Tix Now&lt;/a&gt;. $10-$20 suggested tax deductible donation. The show will sell out so  get presale tix.&lt;a&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=1074705"&gt;Ticket Link&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/515133261</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/515133261</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 23:55:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>via laserfunk.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0iqroWipM1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://laserfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/secondhand1.jpg"&gt;laserfunk.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/503673465</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/503673465</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:16:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ready for the show? Buy Tix</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" width="468" height="238" data="http://static.eventful.com/store/flash/widgets/countdownWidget.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="&amp;id=E0-001-027813109-2&amp;interfaceFolder=countdownView&amp;theme=0&amp;countDownClock=1&amp;title=Sex With No Hands plus The Minks and Antioquia&amp;uId=cc9a0325d-0378-ee55-e698-6c5c21c604b" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://static.eventful.com/store/flash/widgets/countdownWidget.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ready for the show? &lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/EventListings.action?orgId=17518"&gt;Buy Tix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/475284410</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/475284410</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:35:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Mama B's Foolproof Brisket | The Desert Sun</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.mydesert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=20103230338"&gt;Mama B's Foolproof Brisket | The Desert Sun&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Happy Passover to everybody. This Saturday is your last chance to drink beer before Passover, so come party with us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get in the Holiday mood with some of Mama B’s nationally-recognized brisket. Here is the recipe. click the link for a full interview with Mama B.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mama B’s Foolproof Brisket&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Serves 6  to 8&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3 to 4 pounds  first cut brisket&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11/2  packages Lipton onion soup mix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1 (14-ounce) can jellied cranberry sauce&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3 tablespoons ketchup&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1/2 cup water&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1 teaspoon garlic  powder&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 garlic  cloves, crushed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Preheat  oven to 300 degrees.  Line a roasting pan with enough heavy duty  aluminum foil to wrap up entire brisket.  Put meat on foil fat side  down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Combine soup  mix, cranberry sauce, ketchup, water, garlic powder and garlic cloves  in a small bowl and pour over brisket.  Fold aluminum over the brisket,  sealing tightly so the sauce does not leak out.  Bake 4 hours.  Do not  open foil during baking.  Let cool.  Place still wrapped meat in the  refrigerator overnight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Skim  off fat and slice meat thinly across the grain, trimming off any excess  fat.  Reheat and serve with pan juices.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Note:  Brisket can be frozen.  Defrost and warm in  the microwave or the oven.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/472771543</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/472771543</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:39:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>These people are Stunners of the Month. Come to the show and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzjybeI23E1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These people are Stunners of the Month. &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=335848837390"&gt;Come to the show&lt;/a&gt; and party with them!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where: Cafe Du Nord, San Francisco&lt;br/&gt;When: Saturday, March 27th, 2010&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What  Time: &lt;br/&gt;Sex With No Hands at 11pm: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.sexwithnohands.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sexwithnohands.com"&gt;http://www.sexwithnohands.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The  Minks at 10pm: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/theminks"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/theminks"&gt;http://www.myspace.com/theminks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Antioquia  at 9pm: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/antioquiaband"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/antioquiaband"&gt;http://www.myspace.com/antioquiaband&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Doors  at 8pm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;$10 Tix. This show will sell out. So buy your tickets  early. &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/EventListings.action?orgId=17518"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/EventListings.action?orgId=17518"&gt;http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/EventListings.action?orgId=17518&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/459696455</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/459696455</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:23:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Taj Mahal on stage. Caught stealing Lusty B’s style.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzilqcgqa91qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Taj Mahal on stage. Caught stealing Lusty B’s style.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/458293440</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/458293440</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:54:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1ov82DZr1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/438082262</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/438082262</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:42:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How we spent our SF Beer Week</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydg6e2ATk1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How we spent our SF Beer Week&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/409993867</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/409993867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:32:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Fan Art</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5c6vIvyE1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fan Art&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/400625510</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/400625510</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:25:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>3rd Anniversary Show - DRINK FOR AFRICA TONIGHT</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1087/3267707664_e1de21a7cb.jpg" width="196" height="300"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Three years ago, two accordionists and a jumble of friends came together on Valentine’s Day to spread the singular message of Accordion Funk. Sex With No Hands was conceived that night, and the accordion has never been quite the same.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its been a wild ride of polka, beer, friends, dancing, lifting heavy things, touring, tight pants, and more beer. Just like a Sex With No Hands show, its been an exhausting adventure that leaves you with a giant smile.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s why tonight is so special to us. We live to share our fun music with our friends, family and fans, and we are overjoyed to be celebrating three years of fun. Tonight is free, so everyone can join us in the celebration.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re also partying for a cause tonight. We’ve teamed up with &lt;a href="http://www.forgenow.org"&gt;FORGE&lt;/a&gt;, an Oakland-based nonprofit that supports over 50,000 refugees in Central Africa. A portion of every dollar spent at the bar will go towards helping this very worthy cause. Please consider drinking heavily tonight to help those in need.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks again for all the amazing support over the past three years. Looking forward to many more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love,&lt;br/&gt;Sex With No Hands&lt;/p&gt;
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Start Time:  Friday, February 12, 2010 at 8:00pm&lt;br/&gt; End Time: Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 1:00am&lt;br/&gt; Location: Ireland’s 32&lt;br/&gt; Street: 3920 Geary (@ 3rd Ave)&lt;br/&gt; City/Town: San Francisco, CA  &lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;q=3920+Geary+%28%40+3rd+Ave%29%2C+San+Francisco%2C+CA"&gt;View Map&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/385842663</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/385842663</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:54:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Next Tuesday. Get your drink on at Amnesia in San Francisco</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxa16mlIzz1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Next Tuesday. Get your drink on at Amnesia in San Francisco&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/369019664</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/369019664</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:42:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>We’re playing a show with these guys. Saturday March 27th....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvh25rzSv1qzw887o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re playing a show with &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/antioquiaband"&gt;these guys&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.cafedunord.com/brilliant/cal/p.event.php?E_id=1261610996&amp;B_id=1219195836&amp;P_id=3"&gt;Saturday March 27th. Cafe Du Nord, SF. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/354836850</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/354836850</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:01:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Sweatband tonight! Come join the SWNH rhythm section in this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnx4hhxMg1qzw887o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sweatband tonight! Come join the SWNH rhythm section in this live musical experiment. We’ll be performing some songs and jamming with 5 top SF funk bands. We’d played together last week and these are some amazing musicians. DJs, Singers, dancers, horns and a whole lot of sweat!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DJ’s start at 9. $10 before 10pm&lt;br/&gt;At the &lt;a href="http://www.thebluemacawsf.com/index.html"&gt;Blue Macaw &lt;/a&gt;(Mission between 21st &amp; 22nd)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/347720070</link><guid>http://sexwithnohands.com/post/347720070</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:07:29 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
